been distracted by you ever since you've sat across from me at the computer lab at cascade. curly short hair, pretty brown eyes, sun necklace, and great smile. what is your name? care for coffee?

When: Monday, May 13, 2013

Where: pcc cascade, TEB125

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, May 13, 2013

And I say that after being there to see Marc Maron. You: Dressed a little rockabilly, british, every Portland girl's dreambabe. Or, at least, certainly mine. Me: Front row, cowgirl boots, brunette, red lipstick, striped skirt.
I kept trying to think of things to say to you, but I just..couldn't come up with anything other than you're the dreamiest guy I've ever been in a room with. I had trouble paying attention to Marc Maron because of your hotness. And it takes a lot to distract me quite that much.

When: Sunday, May 12, 2013

Where: Powell's Books

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

5/12 If you are looking here...You want me as much as I want you...Blue eyes....I might have a twin

When: Sunday, May 12, 2013

Where: Fire on the Mountain

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

You complemented me on my print and let me have a sip of your michelada. It was delicious. I wanted to share more drinks with you.

When: Saturday, May 11, 2013

Where: Conquistador

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

We connected as you walked by on Thursday, May 9th around 8:30 as you were heading to work. You are tall, slender, and beautiful. I was wearing an orange and blue striped shirt with my bike. I know I should have said something to you, but it would have required me to walk across tracks. You must live down there because you were coming from the South. E-mail me if you think this is you, I feel like I have to see you again.

When: Thursday, May 9, 2013

Where: near street-car in front of OHSU on waterfront

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

To Lee the applied math major in Vancouver who sat next to me on the train. You're hilarious! I meant to give you my address cause I want to be pen pals. More Star Wars Jokes and Polar Bear Murders please!

When: Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Where: Train to Seattle

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013

Got off max yellow line at killingsworh. You: flannel shirt black pants and cute. Me: khakis messenger bag walking my bike. Did you whistle at me?

When: Thursday, May 9, 2013

Where: killingsworth max stop

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013

Saw you driving, in your car. I like that color too, mystic like the ocean. I appreciate your friendship more then anything, but all the same, as she said it is a shame, and I will cry on that day. Thats alright with me, thats okay.

When: Thursday, May 9, 2013

Where: Going opposing ways

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013

You finally found some light greek yogurt, I doubt it could possible taste good. I was in a black dress, buying regular yogurt. I couldn't tell if you were wearing a wedding ring, but hope not. You were charming and I hoped I would run into you again in another aisle.

When: Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Where: Fred Meyer on Hawthorne

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013

You, wickedly hot blonde, Trader Joes employee (you still had your work hoody on). Me, KISS t shirt and Star Wars book sitting across from you. I've seen you on that max a few times, and I'm always suddenly too shy to say anything (which is unusual for me). Drink or something sometime? Love to know your name.

When: Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Where: the Max

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013