Hiya, I saw you ever so briefly at Theatre! Theatre! on Friday... We were both in the front row, you were on the very right side of the stage, I was in the center wearing a blue blazer and glasses. You looked like Zooey Deschanel, and I immediately pictured you hula hooping and dancing through a school just like the "In The Sun" music video. You swooped out very quickly with your LV bag, so I sadly had no chance to talk to you. Fiddlesticks. Might you be interested in hula hooping sometime, or coffee, perhaps?

When: Friday, March 12, 2010

Where: Theatre! Theatre!

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010

Marino's cafe, SE, Friday night. stirred up a small conversation at the counter -- you have a lovely smile. You : cutie NE botanist with an open, calm face who rolled up her blue sleeves and looked me in the eye. me : tall, with books and leftover thai... and wishing I got your name and number. Dinner? Hike? Share?

When: Friday, March 12, 2010

Where: Marino's Cafe

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010

You with your dark hair, your birdcage tattoo and quiet voice... we've met, and I see you around fairly often but somehow the first time I saw you with a real smile was yesterday. Now I wonder why you don't do it more often, and I really hope I'll see it again.

When: Friday, March 12, 2010

Where: Backspace

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010

I saw you. 11. Mar. In my kitchen. Yep. Made you fresh pesto with pasta. You gracefully sliced the vegetables like a samurai ballerina, and we dined. Then I spilled cheap Spanish red wine on the white lace tablecloth, and we laughed. We retired to my room and listened to music on my bed and talked about how sexy you'd look with a beard made of bees. You tried to spontaneously grow one, but to no avail. Then we fed one another mongoloid strawberries dipped in vanilla yogurt as we exchanged wine soaked kisses and explored each other's bodies with soft caress until clothes flew and change exploded onto the hardwoods, and we made passionate love. Your skin was lit up like red poppy fields on a silver moon as morning light drizzled through the window. Just glad I didn’t have to post an I SAW U and wait to see if any one of these moments could ever escape fiction.

When: Thursday, March 11, 2010

Where: My kitchen, my bed, the park, to be determined next...

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010

i haven't heard from you, yet! please call me

When: Friday, March 12, 2010

Where: walgreen's

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010

i saw you in tigard, wearing your "go tigard tigers!" t-shirt and sporting your TIGARD beanie. i think i love you. wanna happy beginning?

When: Thursday, March 11, 2010

Where: tigard walgreen's

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010

crouched under a black umbrella smoking a cigarette. black T shirt, black pants, black chucks, black horn-rim glasses. no coat. somewhere near the Ankeny bike shop. you probably didn't see me i was driving by. the moment was so Portland, wished i could have taken a photo

When: Thursday, March 11, 2010

Where: ne Ankeny

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010

I took your recommendation and tried the sweet chili sauce and it was amazing! Too bad it's only available for a limited time.

When: Friday, February 26, 2010

Where: Eagle

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010

You work at New Seasons in Beaverton and are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on. Your red hair and blue eyes melt my heart every time I see you. It puts a smile on my face just to think of you.

When: Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Where: New Seasons Ceder Hills

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010

To the woman who proclaimed that: you are an angel and may you be blessed for the rest of your days.

When: Friday, March 12, 2010

Where: Hawthorne Food Carts

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, March 12, 2010