You can't possibly live here, right? You made my hangover disappear by smiling at me. CUTEST GIRL EVER. Your glasses were adorable. Let's hang out when you're not lunching with your mother.

When: Thursday, July 2, 2009

Where: Daily Cafe

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, July 2, 2009

You saw me in the white mercedes on Broadway and NW Flanders. You don't normally dig ladies in cars that cost more than the combined earnings of your entire working life, but I was just borrowing it from a nice friend. I'd still like to slum it up with you.

When: Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Where: Broadway and NW Flanders

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, July 2, 2009

it's funny how you proved to be what you originally assumed i thought you were. sad day. Oh well, win some lose some eh?

When: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Where: too many places, & then not enough

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, July 1, 2009

it's funny how you proved to be what you originally assumed i thought you were. sad day. Oh well, win some lose some eh?

When: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Where: too many places, & then not enough

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Petisco's on Broadway. I was having lunch outside. you were tall, dark-haired and beautiful, with black tight pants that fit you well. you came for takeout and our eyes locked on your way in and again on your way out. i wanted to run after you but i had a sandwich in my hand. that would have gotten messy. i want to meet you!

When: Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Where: petisco on broadway

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, July 1, 2009

We sat next to each other at the tango dinner, and I felt sparks, but I was with someone and I thought you were too. Bikeride sometime? Get a drink?

When: Friday, June 12, 2009

Where: University Club

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, July 1, 2009

You and I rode the 15 bus together and both exited at 39th/Belmont.There was some strange connection that was quite obvious,as we both maintained eye contact.I would have said hello,but I had just gotten off work and felt very dirty.Say hello if you see me again!

When: Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Where: 15 bus between 9 and 10pm

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I saw you at a House Party last night on 29th and Belmont. You were so cute it was almost insulting. Your shirt informed me that LA, in fact, didn't "heart" me. I was offended by you, and you hated my guts. We should hang out sometime.

When: Monday, June 29, 2009

Where: 29th and Belmont

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009

We went to highschool together briefly at BGHS. We were 16. You were kind and caring and I regret losing touch with you. You wore your hair in spikes...Your favorite band was AFI. I don't even know if you still live in Portland, but last I saw you, you were riding a motorcycle. Please let me know if you're still out there! I miss you.

When: Thursday, January 1, 2004

Where: BGHS

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009

hey stranger,
this online shit always comes out wrong. i didn't mean any harm. peace and love to you. if you want to go to a show on july 4th, let me know. Pxxxx

When: Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Where: around

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009