you: short black hair (shorter than pictured), pale complexion, dark framed glasses (not like the pink ones below) that i'm guessing you stole from a 70 yr old lady, army green canvas knapsack with 2 pins, nice butt.
your bf: toby macguire from the trailer for the upcoming movie Brothers... but with bushier eyebrows.
me: i think you're cute. and you have a bangin' caboose. lieutenant boyfriend is a lucky dude.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: inner SE

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Not sure if this is you. Got a signal?

When: Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Where: In the hallway

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Pancakes, huh! I can't believe I came across you on the Mercury. You are so beautiful, I wouldn't have thought you'd need the internet assist. I peer in as I walk by in the hopes of making eye contact with you. Would you give me a sign if you'd like me to step up? A wink or suggestion of wheatgrass?! For I surely will.

When: Saturday, November 21, 2009

Where: at the market

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

You were totally having a blast in the studio room, I kept almost dropping weights on myself. Did you smile at me or was I just hoping? I saw you later sitting at the bar but I had to rush off and got tongue tied. I'd give damn near anything for another chance to say something nice and clever.

When: Thursday, November 19, 2009

Where: Lloyds eastside

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Hey lady, i saw you at a party at your house once but i didn't know you lived there. Then you dissapeared and i went home. I think you're cute and hear you think i'm cute too. the end....but
maybe not?

When: Saturday, October 31, 2009

Where: going nowhere

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Went out on the town with you and my friend during my broken heart adventure tour. You tuck in your shirt and keep yourself shut-in far too often. I'd rather like it if you could read to me in bed after a long night of adult type activities. Find me.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: The Tube, The Street

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

You stood at your door and gave me 10bucks to save the environment. You're way out of my league, but I havent stopped dreaming of you. Tea?

When: Sunday, July 19, 2009

Where: North Portland

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

I saw you at Tiga recently and remembered dancing with you and your friends a couple of years ago at Lola's room until a young lady who wasn't my girlfriend started acting like she was my girlfriend and ruined the evening. Then I saw you the other night, and as you were leaving I asked if you remembered me. You did, but apparently not from Lola's. Maybe that's a good thing.

When: Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Where: Tiga/Lola's

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

"Passionate Scorpio" birthday girl- I wish I could watch your morning routine, but I am thousands of miles away. So instead I will use the grapefruit soap thinking of you.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: Unthank

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

i accidently called it the icebahn, ran away to soon, seriously enjoyed the conversation no matter how hard i tried not to. Are you sure Otis doesn't like other cats? What about other libras!? this is all very distracting because i'm very aware of each of ours physical location. just wanted to say i was sorry for leaving that way and why were you so nice?

When: Monday, November 16, 2009

Where: Molotow

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009