I picked the wrong day to be coy when a handsome stranger (you know who you are) turned out to be also hilarious and charming, so I'm driven to this weird, shot-in-the-dark approach. Suffice it to say, I'd ridicule American holidays with you any time.

When: Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Where: The Couve

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013

"So are you", I replied... We chuckled over the brief exchange and caught each others eyes through the window shortly after. I wanted to come over and chat, but you seemed caught up with your friend and my friend was being a jerk. Lets say we have a beer sometime?

When: Sunday, May 19, 2013

Where: Little Big Burger on Mississippi

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013

You were the tall, dark and oh-so handsome man in grey coat with a friend wearing an orange jacket around 8PM Sat. at Powell's. I had dark eyeliner, black hoodie and short brown hair. We made eye contact, you checked-out and left. I would not mind seeing you again!

When: Saturday, May 18, 2013

Where: Powell's Books Downtown

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, May 18, 2013

You had hoop earrings and wore a jean jacket and were having lunch with who I assumed was your mom. I was sitting next table over working on a 10" tickler. I should have said something clever but I was stoned and afraid I had mayonnaise all over my face. I now wander the streets hoping every female I see is you. Fuck my life.

When: Sunday, May 12, 2013

Where: Taste Tickler

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, May 17, 2013

been distracted by you ever since you've sat across from me at the computer lab at cascade. curly short hair, pretty brown eyes, sun necklace, and great smile. what is your name? care for coffee?

When: Monday, May 13, 2013

Where: pcc cascade, TEB125

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, May 13, 2013

And I say that after being there to see Marc Maron. You: Dressed a little rockabilly, british, every Portland girl's dreambabe. Or, at least, certainly mine. Me: Front row, cowgirl boots, brunette, red lipstick, striped skirt.
I kept trying to think of things to say to you, but I just..couldn't come up with anything other than you're the dreamiest guy I've ever been in a room with. I had trouble paying attention to Marc Maron because of your hotness. And it takes a lot to distract me quite that much.

When: Sunday, May 12, 2013

Where: Powell's Books

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

5/12 If you are looking here...You want me as much as I want you...Blue eyes....I might have a twin

When: Sunday, May 12, 2013

Where: Fire on the Mountain

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

You complemented me on my print and let me have a sip of your michelada. It was delicious. I wanted to share more drinks with you.

When: Saturday, May 11, 2013

Where: Conquistador

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

We connected as you walked by on Thursday, May 9th around 8:30 as you were heading to work. You are tall, slender, and beautiful. I was wearing an orange and blue striped shirt with my bike. I know I should have said something to you, but it would have required me to walk across tracks. You must live down there because you were coming from the South. E-mail me if you think this is you, I feel like I have to see you again.

When: Thursday, May 9, 2013

Where: near street-car in front of OHSU on waterfront

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013

To Lee the applied math major in Vancouver who sat next to me on the train. You're hilarious! I meant to give you my address cause I want to be pen pals. More Star Wars Jokes and Polar Bear Murders please!

When: Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Where: Train to Seattle

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013