I saw you at trader joes around 5 pm today I don't know if you are interested in women but by golly when you looked up at me I almost had a heart attack. You look a little bit like me. I was wearing a green peacoat headed towards check out. You were adorable.

When: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Where: trader js

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

You were at the eroom friday night watching an adorable show, we were standing next to you. Your friends kept making out with each other, and you kept making eye contact with us. One of us was wearing a dinosaur costume, the other was dressed exactly like you in a t-shirt and vest. We wanted to be your friends because your friends were being boring. We promise not to make out in front of you. We are great at fun. Want to go dancing?

When: Friday, November 6, 2009

Where: E Room

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Photographer at Nosferatu on Friday, Nov.6th. We smiled a lot but I lacked nerve to say hi. Can I get you your next beer?

When: Friday, November 6, 2009

Where: Shoebox Theater showing Nosferatu

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

You: work there.
I: visit often
We: talked about our dogs the other night while I was checking out.
When: Friday before Halloween.
Single?

When: Friday, October 30, 2009

Where: NE New Season's

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Glasses & curly hair guy standing in front of Pine Street Bistro while I unlocked my pink/purple bike. I swear you look familiar... you seemed to think so too, or else we were having a staring contest. Were you the cowboy at the Fez Halloween Eve that I scared away?

When: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Where: Pine Street Bistro on 3rd

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

I am in no way exaggerating when I say that I would like to place you within every orifice on my body and then, like, move it all around. You are so such a babe, it's down right unholy. Watching you scar me with ink was hotter than I could've ever imagined. I'm so glad that there are queers out there like you.

When: Thursday, November 5, 2009

Where: Icon Tattoo

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

I've seen you twice. Both times at Sheridan Fruit. I saw you yesterday walking your dog as i biked by you on the sidewalk. Glances were exchanged but you caught me off guard! I highly doubt you're single. You're breathtaking

When: Friday, November 6, 2009

Where: on the sidewalk, in front of Sheridan Fruit

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

I could put the Tommy two tone lyrics down, but no. You left some of the homemade birthday cards behind last night. I put them in the office for you. Does chocolate and coffee fit well in the same cup?

When: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Where: In the booth where I fumbled over you.

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

So cute trying to hard to hide your inner freak...

When: Friday, November 6, 2009

Where: PSU

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009

You probably never read this. You used to live with me and I see you everywhere since this takes up most of my life. I'm scared next time I see you at one of these events I'm gonna slip and open my mouth. You are the kindest person I have ever met, and you have a fucking beautiful voice. I could listen to you sing all day. I'm gonna miss you when I leave.

When: Saturday, November 7, 2009

Where: Schmoozing about

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, November 7, 2009