I overheard you mention that emotionally unavailable guys are your type. Clearly, we need to hangout. I mean, I don't even really want to write this ad and I don't even think you're that cute.

When: Friday, November 20, 2009

Where: North Star Coffee Shop

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

you: short black hair (shorter than pictured), pale complexion, dark framed glasses (not like the pink ones below) that i'm guessing you stole from a 70 yr old lady, army green canvas knapsack with 2 pins, nice butt.
your bf: toby macguire from the trailer for the upcoming movie Brothers... but with bushier eyebrows.
me: i think you're cute. and you have a bangin' caboose. lieutenant boyfriend is a lucky dude.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: inner SE

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Not sure if this is you. Got a signal?

When: Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Where: In the hallway

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Pancakes, huh! I can't believe I came across you on the Mercury. You are so beautiful, I wouldn't have thought you'd need the internet assist. I peer in as I walk by in the hopes of making eye contact with you. Would you give me a sign if you'd like me to step up? A wink or suggestion of wheatgrass?! For I surely will.

When: Saturday, November 21, 2009

Where: at the market

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

You were totally having a blast in the studio room, I kept almost dropping weights on myself. Did you smile at me or was I just hoping? I saw you later sitting at the bar but I had to rush off and got tongue tied. I'd give damn near anything for another chance to say something nice and clever.

When: Thursday, November 19, 2009

Where: Lloyds eastside

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Hey lady, i saw you at a party at your house once but i didn't know you lived there. Then you dissapeared and i went home. I think you're cute and hear you think i'm cute too. the end....but
maybe not?

When: Saturday, October 31, 2009

Where: going nowhere

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, November 20, 2009

Went out on the town with you and my friend during my broken heart adventure tour. You tuck in your shirt and keep yourself shut-in far too often. I'd rather like it if you could read to me in bed after a long night of adult type activities. Find me.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: The Tube, The Street

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

You stood at your door and gave me 10bucks to save the environment. You're way out of my league, but I havent stopped dreaming of you. Tea?

When: Sunday, July 19, 2009

Where: North Portland

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

I saw you at Tiga recently and remembered dancing with you and your friends a couple of years ago at Lola's room until a young lady who wasn't my girlfriend started acting like she was my girlfriend and ruined the evening. Then I saw you the other night, and as you were leaving I asked if you remembered me. You did, but apparently not from Lola's. Maybe that's a good thing.

When: Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Where: Tiga/Lola's

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009

"Passionate Scorpio" birthday girl- I wish I could watch your morning routine, but I am thousands of miles away. So instead I will use the grapefruit soap thinking of you.

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Where: Unthank

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009