I told my friend that I thought you were (are) ridiculously hot! A friend asked on my behalf if you are seeing anyone currently, you said "yes." Whoever that person is, they are lucky!
You: Working, nice smile, glasses, tall, extraordinary hotness!
Me: Green hoodie, with friends on the back patio

When: Thursday, April 25, 2013

Where: Alberta Station

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, April 26, 2013

I'm pretty sure your names were Jordan and Susie. You went out of your way to return my lost wallet to me after a long day with a shitty end. You made my night. I had faith in the good Samaritan. Thank you for not disappointing my faith. You're good people.

When: Thursday, April 25, 2013

Where: North Portland/ Kenton

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 25, 2013

Morning class on the 24th.
Great eye contact, but I left without introductions. Been kicking myself all day.
Second chance?
You: tall, blonde, beautiful, came in late.
Me: tall, red-brown hair, sitting to the side of the room.

When: Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Where: MMHA Class - Tigard

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I saw you once Tuesday the 23rd at Lucky Lab in northwest, and then again, Wednesday, walking a dog near Washington Park. You had a red Kanken backpack. I waved and you smiled. You were beautiful both times. Maybe it was meant to be, or at least maybe we could get a drink or coffee. :)

When: Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Where: Lucky Lab NW/Near Washington Park

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Me: Silver Fox. More cushion for the pushin'. Always a good time.
You: A sexy, tattood, big tittied hairdresser.
I was getting my haircut at Bishops, in the seat right next to the one you were cutting at. I feel in love with those brown eyes and that big, bangin' booty hanging out of your short- shorts. I'm an older man, but I will rock your world. It ain't even creepy.

When: Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Where: Bishops Barbershop Alberta

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Ann from San Diego... Twig-zilla! I don't know what happened. I hope it wasn't something I said. You may or may not find this, but if you do, I'd love to still meet. And to think, I almost gave you my email address! ;)

When: Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Where: The Interwebs

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013

To be clear, sir: I was not trying to play cat-and-mouse and/or Cat 6 shame you, I was just trying to (a) get back to work and (b) catch that g.d. SUV that had a honking problem. Nice bike, though. You: dude in standard hipster getup (camo cap, u-lock in one pocket, bottle-opener keys in your other) on one damn fine Hillborne. Me: nothing special lady on a nothing special singlespeed.

When: Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Where: Hawthorne Bridge, eastbound

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I was working the film festival and you were chatting with me over the counter while your friend did his smart phone business. You have a nice smile and I was rather engaged in our conversations. Did you like the movies? If so, I'll buy you a beer If not, I'll buy you a beer.

When: Sunday, April 21, 2013

Where: Clinton St. Theater

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, May 2, 2013

You, tall blonde, used to work at a medical imaging office close-in NE. You walked with long, swift, confident stride to and from your big black Lincoln town car... which you parallel parked and handled with sharp authority. Twas like watching the finest 80s rock video.

When: Monday, April 1, 2013

Where: Close-in NE

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013