What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? That I like to spend a least one day a month in the bathtub...listening to Khits until I can stop crying.Or I just condense into a power shower and sing at the top of my register until my breathing is better and then I dance around to something the neighbor gave me and do my "mixed martial arts".Then comes mosturization/masturbation....sometimes I can't do both.Boo hiss.But my favorite is bathing with others..pups,girls,boys,a rubber duckie, and lots of reading material scattered about.What?

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Isis, Mathew Barney,Tom Waits, Polly Jean Harvey.

Where are your local haunts? pLACES WERE I USED TO WORK...AMBASSADOR THE GALAXY DANTES...UM WERE THEY PLAY THE GOOD ROCK MUSIC, I LIKE THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM, THE MARYHILL MUSEUM, THE OLD CHURCH IN FULTON CANYON WERE i'D LIKE TO SOMEDAY GET MARRIED, UM WHERE MY GIRLFRIENDS WORK...BUT LATELY HERE MORE IN OREGON CITY.THE GRAVEYARD, THE 184 TO MY HOME, FROM THE CEILING FAN RECEIVING TELEPATHIC RADIO WAVES AND NEW JINGLES FOR MY BULLSHIT CAREER. I LIKE TO GO OUT TO EAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND ENJOY PLEASING CONVERSATION AROUND THE DINNER TABLE.AND THE KIDS AND CATS AND DOGS ALL LIKE TO CURL UP AT MY FEET.i'M HAUNTED BY SOMETHING BEYOND MY CONTROL...LIKE THAT JOY DIVISION TUNE.I ALSO LIKE THE BEACH AND MEXICO

What kind of person are you attracted to? fUNNY, CRAZY, CHARMING,KINKY,AMBITIOUS,WELL TRAVELED,WELL READ,WELL HUNG, DOESN'T NEED ALOT OF SLEEP ALL THE TIME, GOOD WITH HIS HANDS, CAN SEE WHEN I REALLY NEED HIM, WILL LET ME HAVE A WOMAN, DOESN'T ACT LIKE A DRUGADDLED DEGENERATE ALL THE TIME, ENJOYS SMELLING REALLY GOOD, GIVES A GOOD FOOTRUB, AND LOVES TO MAKEOUT ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE.ALSO DOESN'T NEED TO LIE.A GENIUS WHO WILL LET ME ECCENTRIC AS I WANNA BE.ALSO LIKES HIGH SPEEDS AND OTHER DANGEROUS BEHAVIOR.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? I can smell you on the wind....and you are laying in a ditch somewhere begging for a motherfucking bitchslap. And I'll serve it...then we can relax and watch the world get cinematic.So nowhere.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? "Is That All There Is?" "Isis" "Earth Died Screaming" "Henry Lee" "Fox Confessor Brings The Flood" "Nasty" "Go Fuck Yourself" "Rebel Girl" "Helter Skelter" "Red Right Hand" "The Zoo"

Where else have you lived and what brought you to Portland? nowhere and poverty

What is your idea of a good time? Making out to records and abusing you...then blowing smokerings while giggling

What is something you're looking forward to? When those sweet stacks roll into my makeshift moneylaundering cult/collective. Or when I finally and eternally find my perfect lil minipony Kicky who has a flask a lighter and a sweet lil revolver tucked into his saddle and comes on command. Speaking of which I want to cum on demand.Wouldn't that be wicked? Kicky also doubles a table and nitestand when I feed him his oats and beer.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? A haute nurse and a Cowboy? Um Turbonegro!

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: all the pies I make...and a few of my brother's steers, and all the spirits the world has to offer.Amen

Ask your own question here: What if anything do you want out of the rest of your life? And do you know how to whittle?What about murder...do you think murder is ever justified? And do you ever feel scared....alone floating amongst the glass? Oh do you like to pay for pasta in a resturant? How do you afford to look so cheap? Ever fantasize about strangers till you feel vicitimzed by your own wantoness? How do you feel about Longfellow? And do you put out on the first date?

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? every day...that's why i hate cameras and when the punk group is filmin

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are breaking my neck and boring meh to tears

Design your ideal mate: the brain of smurf and the body of Turbonegro

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was 2 seconds ago

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is Front or Back

The quickest way to my heart is endless ambition The quickest way to my bed is free drinks & a radio And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked naked by you

The Thing I hate about Portland is? New Seasons yuppiefucks The thing I love about Portland is? the filthy rivers and horrible midewstern hipster donkeys

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm fishing or getting molested

The last concert/show I attended was... free on the roof

My favorite junk food is... BEEF JERKY

One sport I will never get is the rich ones that look flagrantly sexual and boring

Great sex calls for lots of costumes!

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I hurdled a rock at a Station Wagon....then completed the deal

When stuck in gridlock I pump it up

My guiltiest pleasure is my mouth

My picture(s) reveal that I am a ballsy broad

I want to make a t-shirt that says Atleasstiwillintbepregnant

My beverage of choice is anything served by Rose

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would smile

If I could have any super power, mine would Dreamweaver

Michael Jackson was so BAD

When I feel like shit, I call you or destroy something

When I die, I believe I will go nowhere fast

I wouldn't be who I am if I could find my keys

I wouldn't sell my farm for a billion dollars.

MAX or Radio Cab

Starbucks or Stumptown

PBR or McMenamins

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

CD or MP3

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Saucebox or Sandy Hut

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Talk or Action

Hedwig or Darcelle

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

Wireless or Landline

23rd or Mississippi St.

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Cat or Dog

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Night Owl or Early Bird

Sunshine or Downpour

Digital or Film

Paper or Plastic