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griz

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Characteristics

Gender:	Woman
Current Status:	Single
Looking for:	Friends, Friends with benefits, Casual Dating
Body Type:	Big and beautiful, Curvy
Eyes:	Blue
Height:	5' 08"
Hair Type:	Brown, curly
Age:	24
Seeks:	Man for Dating Man for Friendship

Profile

Education:	Some college
Religion:	I am The Christ
Neighborhood:	brooklyn
City:	portland
Occupation:	retail slave
Have Children:	No

Habits

Smoking:	Sometimes
Drinking:	Socially
Drugs:	Depends on which ones

Personality

I get around town via: Car, Public Transportation, Walk
My dietary preferences are: good food
I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Drinking, Watching movies, Dining out, Sleeping, Communing with nature
Funniest Thing: A squirrel smoking a cigarette

bitchin'. awesome. sarcastic.

I work full time and go to school full time. I'm going to be an actress or at least major in theatre. I work really hard but am not above slacking off at times. I thrive on independence. I am extremely sarcastic at times and like to tell the truth when I feel it is necessary. I'm also really nice sometimes, when people are not giving me reasons to make fun of them. I'm looking for someone awesome who wants to do fun things in their spare time.

Deeper

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Charles Bukowski, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan and Samuel Beckett.

What kind of person are you attracted to? I like funny, sarcastic, well balanced, hard working people. Drinkers, smokers, thinkers, music lovers. I love people who are not annoying or a chore to be around.

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? Fuck the silver sun pickups.

What is your idea of a good time? I enjoy going to shows, I enjoy drinking a few drinks at said shows. Late night, early morning breakfasts are the best. I enjoy watching obscure movies and making dinner.

What is something you're looking forward to? I am looking forward to graduating and seeing my hard work pay off. I am looking forward to accomplishing my goals so I can again look at my life and ask "now what?". Oh! and the apocalypse, I can't fucking wait for that shit.

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are cocksuckers and jerk bags.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was smoke pot

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is back page

The quickest way to my heart is make me laugh The quickest way to my bed is make me laugh And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with lots of pepper

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm working

The last concert/show I attended was... bob dylan

My favorite junk food is... gold fish crackers

Great sex calls for lots of orgasms and laughing

When stuck in gridlock I curse the day I bought a car, and sing

My guiltiest pleasure is glee (dont judge me)

My picture(s) reveal that I am cute

I want to make a t-shirt that says hemroidal sucknavel

My beverage of choice is coffee served iced

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would get the fuck out of town

When I feel like shit, sleep

I wouldn't be who I am if I had not been teased as a child