What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? Just how awesome I truly am! and that i am 29.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? David Bowie, Kurt Cobain, Count Dracula and Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Funny! smart, nice, creative, sincere, honest, adorable.

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? The locals. Especially the LA ones.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? "Fragile" by Wire. "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie. "I Drank the Wine and Threw Away the Rose" by Merle Haggard/Murder City Devils. "Were Coming Back" by Cock Sparrer. "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits. "My Right" by Screeching Weasel. The Buffy the Vampire Slayer instrumental by Nerf Herder(!) And The Twin Peaks Theme.

Where else have you lived and what brought you to Portland? I grew up in San Diego CA. Moved to Portland in 1998 for a year, moved to Los Angeles for 6 years, moved to San Francisco for 2 years, back to LA for 2 years then here in April.

What is your idea of a good time? movies, bicycling, outdoorsy stuff, indoorsy stuff, knitting, playing games, making up games. apples to apples. breakfasts. cuddling. good company makes good times.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Johnny Depp

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are ignorance and douchebags

Design your ideal mate: the brain of wit and intelligence and the body of what goes with wit and intelligence

The quickest way to my heart is unabashed hilarity The quickest way to my bed is cuddling And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked sunny with toast

The Thing I hate about Portland is? yuppies! The thing I love about Portland is? bikes bikes bikes!

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm on my way to work.

The last concert/show I attended was... friends boyfriends band

My favorite junk food is... chocolate stuff

When stuck in gridlock I dont get stuck in gridlock

My guiltiest pleasure is buffy the vampire slayer. and showgirls.

My picture(s) reveal that I am adorable

One sport I will never get is them fightin' ones

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I probably fell over

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would be a millionaire!

My beverage of choice is pabst served in a pint glass

If I could have any super power, mine would be slayer powers

Michael Jackson was Bad

When I die, I believe I will go dont know

When I feel like shit, i hang out at home and relax

I wouldn't be who I am if I wasnt who i am

MAX or Radio Cab

Starbucks or Stumptown

PBR or McMenamins

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

CD or MP3

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Talk or Action

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

Wireless or Landline

23rd or Mississippi St.

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Sunshine or Downpour