Design your ideal mate: the brain of you and the body of you.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was that thing I said I'd never do but did anyway. Jesus H Christ. I'll tell you about it sometime.

The quickest way to my heart is laughter & loyalty. The quickest way to my bed is : here, let me show you the way. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over medium, thank you.

The last concert/show I attended was... probably wherever my band's playing.

Great sex calls for lots of scarves. Bedposts. Unintelligible but clearly positive sounds. Motion. Foreplay. During-play and postplay.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I turned back into a human shortly thereafter

My picture(s) reveal that I am approximaely humanoid.

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would have Jeeves come gather it up & take it to my imaginary Swiss bank account

Michael Jackson was !

I wouldn't be who I am if I was somebody else

I wouldn't sell two billion dollars for a billion dollars.

MAX or Radio Cab

Starbucks or Stumptown

PBR or McMenamins

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

CD or MP3

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Saucebox or Sandy Hut

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Talk or Action

Hedwig or Darcelle

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

Wireless or Landline

23rd or Mississippi St.

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Cat or Dog

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Sunshine or Downpour

Digital or Film

Paper or Plastic