What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? ...for one year I could not taste or smell. Anything.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Mark Twain, Frida Callo, Jack White, Audrey Hepburn, and my Mom. Yeah, 5 I know.

Where are your local haunts? East Side, bars, restaurants, theaters.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Smart, Funny, cute, sweet..Witty, slightly sarcastic. An optimistic pessimist. Adventurous, Driven.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? I'd cross the ocean, or the stars.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Too many to name, but..Super Tramp, The Logic Song.

What movie does your life resemble most and why? Star Wars? No. Maybe a Hitchcock movie? No, probably not. Working on the script...

What is your idea of a good time? Lots of ideas for good times. Too may to mention here. It's the company that really makes a good time.

What is something you're looking forward to? Tomorrow, tomorrow..

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? No One, thanks.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Sushi-w/sake'-Domo

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? I don't think i know what that is.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are Naysayers and Bigots

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Audrey Hepburn and the body of MIla Kunis?

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was Can't think of something I said I'd never do

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is I Anon

The quickest way to my heart is laughter The quickest way to my bed is chemistry And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked omlette

The Thing I hate about Portland is? Colllld Raiin! The thing I love about Portland is? Everything else

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm Walking/Biking

The last concert/show I attended was... Oregon Music Hall of Fame

My favorite junk food is... Chocolate

One sport I will never get is Cricket

Great sex calls for lots of Chemistry

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I laughed it off

When stuck in gridlock I NPR/

My picture(s) reveal that I am Bald and slightly out of focus.

I want to make a t-shirt that says Get over yourself

My beverage of choice is Bourbon served Rocks

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would Share it.

If I could have any super power, mine would Time Travel

Michael Jackson was Inspired

When I feel like shit, I sleep

When I die, I believe I will go Home

I wouldn't be who I am if I hadn't almost died, a couple times

I wouldn't sell If I had anything worth a billion dollars, I'd of sold it already for a billion dollars.

MAX or Radio Cab

Starbucks or Stumptown

PBR or McMenamins

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

CD or MP3

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Saucebox or Sandy Hut

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Talk or Action

Hedwig or Darcelle

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

Wireless or Landline

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Cat or Dog

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Night Owl or Early Bird

Sunshine or Downpour

Paper or Plastic