I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are liars and weak chins

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Jon Stewart and the body of James Franco

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was own a cat

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is I saw u's

The quickest way to my heart is nerdiness The quickest way to my bed is cooking me dinner And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over-easy

The Thing I hate about Portland is? working downtown The thing I love about Portland is? delicious food

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm making breakfast

The last concert/show I attended was... Nas/Damien Marley

My favorite junk food is... purple drank

I want to make a t-shirt that says shine shoes?

My beverage of choice is purple drank served on the rocks

If I could have any super power, mine would flying

MAX or Radio Cab

Starbucks or Stumptown

PBR or McMenamins

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

CD or MP3

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Hedwig or Darcelle

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

Wireless or Landline

23rd or Mississippi St.

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Cat or Dog

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Night Owl or Early Bird

Digital or Film

Sunshine or Downpour

Paper or Plastic