||Some Action, Casual Dating, no worries
||Stocky, Height / Weight proportionate
||green and brown
Woman for Dating
Woman for Friendship
||Spiritual, not religious
||Iron worker / Post Tension Foreman
||Yes, not living with me
||Two is enough, thank you
||gotta feed the beast...
|I get around town via: Car, Skateboard
|My dietary preferences are: Indiscriminate Omnivore, vagetarian
|I spend my free time: Drinking, napping, gaming, skating, Netflixing,
|Funniest Thing: Llamas with Hats, Tim Minchin, Demitri Martin
To put it simply, I'm attracted to a quantifiable quantity of qualitable qualities... and eloquent alliteration. Said qualities include ( but are not limited to) sweetness, cynicism, love of music, dorkiness, intelligence and a fucked up sense of humor.
Laughter is my favorite thing about existence. I can find humor in just about anything unless its so horrible it can't be laughed at but then again... see, it's not simply a matter of whether or not I'm going to hell but more a question of what my job title will be once I get there.
What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? Surprise, I'm not a douchebag!
If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Stewart Holbrook, Bud Clark, Nikolai Tesla and Morgan Freeman
Where are your local haunts? NE 28th
What kind of person are you attracted to? The sweet, smart-assedy, hilarious, cynical, easy going, cute kind
What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? I prefer ' Soundtrack of the day' which are the first 5 songs my music app plays on shuffle. Today it's: All My Friends- LCD Soundsystem, Time of the Season- Zombies, Savory- Deftones, Don't Call Me White- NOFX and C'mere- Interpol... That'll do, pig. That'll do...
What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? I cannot stand the Violent Femmes or Clutch.
What is your idea of a good time? Good friends, bbq, foosball, firepits, backyard ramps, good bands, beach trips, camping, Bagby, Ape caves, disc golf, happy hour...
What is something you're looking forward to? Trailer Park Boys at the Newmark Theatre
Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? Yep an I got so mad I had to leave my trailer!
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Cucumbers!
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are liars and cheaters
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Demitri Martin and the body of perfected imperfection
The first section I turn to in the Mercury is venue ads for upcoming shows
The quickest way to my heart is humor, honesty, intelligence The quickest way to my bed is Rufinol And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked Benedict, baby!
The Thing I hate about Portland is? bi- polar spring weather The thing I love about Portland is? can't explain it, just love it!
The last concert/show I attended was... to see an English hair metal band called 'The Treatment.' I swear, if these kids were alive in the 80's, they would have fucking owned it!
My favorite junk food is... panda express
My picture(s) reveal that I am I
I want to make a t-shirt that says TAKE PORTLAND BACK
Great sex calls for lots of intuition
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I got over it and had some well deserved laughs at my expense
My guiltiest pleasure is not feeling guilty about enjoying the things I like
My beverage of choice is booze served strong with soda
If I could have any super power, mine would pause time
Michael Jackson was confused
When I die, I believe I will go to a horse feed factory
When I feel like shit, I wipe
I wouldn't be who I am if I hadn't learned from my mistakes
I wouldn't sell my soul or yours for a billion dollars.
PBR or McMenamins
Saucebox or Sandy Hut
Casket or Cremation
Tent or Tudor
IKEA or antiques
Wireless or Landline
Pen or Pencil
Bath or Shower
Light on or Light off