What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? Surprise, I'm not a douchebag!

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Stewart Holbrook, Bud Clark, Nikolai Tesla and Morgan Freeman

Where are your local haunts? NE 28th

What kind of person are you attracted to? The sweet, smart-assedy, hilarious, cynical, easy going, cute kind

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? I prefer ' Soundtrack of the day' which are the first 5 songs my music app plays on shuffle. Today it's: All My Friends- LCD Soundsystem, Time of the Season- Zombies, Savory- Deftones, Don't Call Me White- NOFX and C'mere- Interpol... That'll do, pig. That'll do...

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? I cannot stand the Violent Femmes or Clutch.

What is your idea of a good time? Good friends, bbq, foosball, firepits, backyard ramps, good bands, beach trips, camping, Bagby, Ape caves, disc golf, happy hour...

What is something you're looking forward to? Trailer Park Boys at the Newmark Theatre

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? Yep an I got so mad I had to leave my trailer!

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Cucumbers!

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are liars and cheaters

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Demitri Martin and the body of perfected imperfection

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is venue ads for upcoming shows

The quickest way to my heart is humor, honesty, intelligence The quickest way to my bed is Rufinol And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked Benedict, baby!

The Thing I hate about Portland is? bi- polar spring weather The thing I love about Portland is? can't explain it, just love it!

The last concert/show I attended was... to see an English hair metal band called 'The Treatment.' I swear, if these kids were alive in the 80's, they would have fucking owned it!

My favorite junk food is... panda express

My picture(s) reveal that I am I

I want to make a t-shirt that says TAKE PORTLAND BACK

Great sex calls for lots of intuition

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I got over it and had some well deserved laughs at my expense

My guiltiest pleasure is not feeling guilty about enjoying the things I like

My beverage of choice is booze served strong with soda

If I could have any super power, mine would pause time

Michael Jackson was confused

When I die, I believe I will go to a horse feed factory

When I feel like shit, I wipe

I wouldn't be who I am if I hadn't learned from my mistakes

I wouldn't sell my soul or yours for a billion dollars.

PBR or McMenamins

Saucebox or Sandy Hut

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

IKEA or antiques

Wireless or Landline

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off