If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Good ol' honest Abe Lincoln, Richard Pryor, Jim Jones and Michael Madsen. Boom.
Where are your local haunts? Sandy hut, Billy Rays, Lucky Devil, East bank esplanade.
How far will you travel to meet the right partner? TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!!!
What movie does your life resemble most and why? Beatle juice, no real reason. I just really like that movie.Michael Keaton is a SAINT I tell ya! A SAINT!
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Dog turds.
The first section I turn to in the Mercury is First page of show listings.
The quickest way to my heart is Through my chest The quickest way to my bed is Through my livingroom. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked on the girlsd stomach like in the movie Hot Shots
The Thing I hate about Portland is? Hipsters The thing I love about Portland is? Hipsters
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm Plotting
The last concert/show I attended was... nofx
My favorite junk food is... Anything peanut butter
Great sex calls for lots of Stalking
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I Was super drunk
When stuck in gridlock I Take a nap
My picture(s) reveal that I am A white person
I want to make a t-shirt that says Free mustache rides
My beverage of choice is Vodka served With tonic
If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would Shit my pants
Michael Jackson was Bad
When I die, I believe I will go to get stuffed and placed in my brother's attic.
I wouldn't sell 10 billion dollars for a billion dollars.
MAX or Radio Cab
PBR or McMenamins
Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental
Cowboy or Indian
Cyndi Lauper or Britney
Makers Mark or Jack Daniels
Saucebox or Sandy Hut
Talk or Action
Hedwig or Darcelle
OPB or Any other TV
DIY or Buy
Water Fountain or Soda Fountain
Cat or Dog
Bath or Shower
Light on or Light off
Sunshine or Downpour