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smartyhot_pants

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Characteristics

Gender:	Woman
Current Status:	Single
Looking for:	Friends, Casual Dating
Body Type:	see photo!
Eyes:	Brown
Height:	5' 02"
Hair Type:	Red
Age:	40
Seeks:	Man for Dating Man for Friendship

Profile

Education:	College graduate, BA & BFA
Religion:	I believe in God, not necessarily religion.
Political Leanings:	Leftie
City:	Portland
Occupation:	designerd
Have Children:	No
Want Children:	Not Sure

Habits

Smoking:	only in emergencies
Drinking:	Socially

Personality

I get around town via: Car, Bicycle, Walk
My dietary preferences are: meater!
I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Dining out, Sleeping, Communing with nature, hanging with my pups

sell me on it.

i'm cute, i'm smart, i'm talented; i have lovely friends, a wonderful house, the schmoopiest dogs, a contented life. i know when to be a kid, i know when to be a grown up; i have my stuff together. i really love the life i've been fortunate to have and i'm grateful every day for it. for the most part, i like being single.

i speak my mind; i am honest and direct but also kind. i am very generous with my time and i genuinely enjoy helping people, especially those whom i love. i am warm and i am sincere and i am affectionate. but i'm not gonna lie: i can also sometimes be a bitch—and when i am, you probably deserved it. i am fiercely loyal but not blindly so. i am spontaneous and i am passionate about the things that matter to me. i like getting pretty and i like roughing it. i am a good talker and i am a very good listener. i don't fit neatly into any one box and i need someone who not only accepts that but really loves that about me. i never expect more from someone than they can expect from me.

i'm not specifically looking for a serious relationship right now. if it happens, i'd be surprised and i'd probably be down, but it's not the focus of my life—at least not right now. i'd love to meet someone with whom I can hang out, have fun, etc. you know how it is.

Deeper

What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? i seem always to be surprising ppl.

What kind of person are you attracted to? kind. true. smart.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? i've done the long distance thing a couple of times and i'm not a fan.

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? in this town? probably yours.

Where else have you lived and what brought you to Portland? raised in santa barbara, toughened in philly and nyc, mellowed in la-la, just right in pdx.

What is your idea of a good time? any time i'm laughing til i cry.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? someone hot (okay, nathan adrian).

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: korean. (and no, i am not.)

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? unfortunately, yes. walked away.

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are stupidity and lack of self-awareness.

The Thing I hate about Portland is? it's small. The thing I love about Portland is? it's small.

The quickest way to my heart is kindness The quickest way to my bed is humor (okay, hotness) And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked sunnyside up.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm with my dogs.

One sport I will never get is curling.

Great sex calls for lots of practice!

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I owned that shit.

My picture(s) reveal that I am not photogenic.

If I could have any super power, mine would be telekinesis.

When I feel like shit, I hibernate.

I wouldn't be who I am if I had had it easier.

I wouldn't sell my dogs for a billion dollars.