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What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Voodoo Chile (Standing next to a mountain, I chop it down with the edge of my hand!).
Where else have you lived and what brought you to Portland? Oak Park, Detroit, DC, Milwaukee, Boone, Athens, Atlanta. What brought me to Portland? A 1994 Honda Accord (deceased).
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are jam bands and skirts worn over jeans
Design your ideal mate: the brain of one of those dolphins the Navy trains to place bombs on the hulls of ships and the body of a 1927 Bugatti Boattail Speedster.
The first section I turn to in the Mercury is One Day at a Time
The quickest way to my heart is pictures of puppies and bunnies The quickest way to my bed is to hump my leg And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked in an architecturally implausible dadaist tower.
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm suffering, in the cold rain no doubt.
One sport I will never get is golf
Great sex calls for lots of napkins, or maybe that's sloppy joes...
If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would give it to you (how's that for sucking up, eh?)
Michael Jackson was alive
When I die, I believe I will go to Valhala (I'm Scandinavian!)
MAX or Radio Cab
Starbucks or Stumptown
PBR or McMenamins
Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental
Cowboy or Indian
Makers Mark or Jack Daniels
Tent or Tudor
Talk or Action
Cat or Dog
Light on or Light off