What kind of person are you attracted to? Someone who takes initiative in a variety of situations and makes me laugh.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? 17.4 miles

What is your idea of a good time? Any combination of good food, adventure, exercise, hilarity, romance, and more hilarity.

What is something you're looking forward to? Tomorrow

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are wackos and heavy use of white drugs

Design your ideal mate: the brain of someone smart and the body of someone hot

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was put up with my students' shit

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is music

The quickest way to my heart is being funny without trying The quickest way to my bed is by dragging me there And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked fried over medium

The Thing I hate about Portland is? there's a lot of people The thing I love about Portland is? there's a lot of cool people

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm outside somewhere

The last concert/show I attended was... Solid State- my band!

My favorite junk food is... potato chips or other salty snacks

One sport I will never get is nascar

Great sex calls for lots of time

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I had fun

When stuck in gridlock I pretend it's a video game

My picture(s) reveal that I am highly evolved

I want to make a t-shirt that says the dude abides

My beverage of choice is beer served cold

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would buy a cabin on a river

If I could have any super power, mine would be time travel

Michael Jackson was alright I guess

When I feel like shit, I jog or go to the river or play guitar very loud or take solace in the dog

When I die, I believe I will go to Jupiter

I wouldn't be who I am if I was someone else

I wouldn't sell a trillion dollars for a billion dollars.

MAX or Radio Cab

PBR or McMenamins

Makers Mark or Jack Daniels

Talk or Action

23rd or Mississippi St.

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Cat or Dog

Bath or Shower

Night Owl or Early Bird