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Boseefus_Jones

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Characteristics

Gender:	Man
Current Status:	Single
Looking for:	Friends, Friends with benefits, Some Action, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship, Good Conversation.
Body Type:	Average, Need the gym, I'm Pretty Comfortable In My Skin
Eyes:	Blue
Height:	5' 09"
Hair Type:	Brown
Age:	33
Seeks:	Woman for Dating Woman for Friendship

Profile

Education:	I studied something in college I absolutely hated-so I "took a break"
Religion:	Do Unto Others.....
Political Leanings:	Independent, Liberal
Neighborhood:	I'm surrounded by rich folk
City:	West Linn
Occupation:	What can a man dressed in brown do for you?
Have Children:	Yes, living with me part-time
Want Children:	One and done. I'm surgically altered.

Habits

Smoking:	Never
Drinking:	Socially, and when filling out surveys
Drugs:	Do whatchalike, although I probably won't partake in watchalike .

Personality

I get around town via: Car, Walk, run
My dietary preferences are: I do my best to get organic, hormone free, locally grown stuff because it makes me feel good
I spend my free time: Reading, Sex, Drinking, Playing sports, Dining out, Communing with nature, socializing, playing in the yard, playing with mini-me, attending Jax games, and bowling.
Funniest Thing: singing "Son of a Preacher Man" as a lullaby

That's what she said!

First and foremost, I'm a dad. I'm good at it and I take a lot of pride in that and in her. Also, I'm done having babies. Mother Nature forced the issue, and I'm glad she did, but I'm completely content with one. She's almost 10 and I love the newfound freedom I have with every year passing birthday. I also love how many more things I can include her in. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

I have pretty good social skills. I fit in well in a room full of strangers. I love to cook and I miss sharing the duties of cleaning up a dirty kitchen after sharing a fan-fucking-tanstic meal.

I'm a big fan of hiking through the forest to pick whatever is in season, be it berries or mushrooms, and then coming home and preparing a feast for my friends with my hard earned bounty.

I like my job, but I hate the inconsistency of the hours I work.

I LOVE putting my Mercury Happy Hour app to work.

Most of my play money goes toward music in one form or another. I'm generally seeing at least a couple of shows a month.

I love participating in and watching sports and I make time for both. I'm not filling every waking moment doing both or either of those things, but I feel that they both help create a fuller social life for me and whomever I'm lucky enough to be hanging out with.

I'm happy to be jogging again. I've missed it.

I guess that's it for now....

Deeper

What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? Nearly always my age. Also, according to the few woman I've been out with from here, I'm not very photogenic.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? My best friend Sean, my other one Kara (with her new baby) and both my deceased Grandpa's.

Where are your local haunts? Red Flag, Night Light, The Blitz, Thrift Stores and Garage Sales.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Confident women that aren't afraid to be themselves most of the time. We all have to reign it in once in a while. If you can belch the alphabet, you may steal my heart.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Little bits of different portions of my life.

What is something you're looking forward to? Summer weather, driving with the doors open, hot nights and cold beer, outdoor concerts, disc golf, camping, BBQ's at my place......

What is your idea of a good time? Ground Kontrol, seeing lots and lots of live music, playing at the park, going out for a high quality meal, sharing drinks and people watching on a nice day.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: S U S H I

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are anything remotely racist and right wing conservatism.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was reproduce.

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is one day at a time.

The quickest way to my heart is Humor, wittiness, and confidence The quickest way to my bed is you better be a fantastic kisser And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with a Bloody lingering nearby.

The Thing I hate about Portland is? I really don't hate anything about it. The thing I love about Portland is? the weather. It makes me happy most of the time.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm making a bigger-than-necessary breakfast

The last concert/show I attended was... The Wood Brothers

My favorite junk food is... bacon

One sport I will never get is competition air guitar

Great sex calls for lots of making out, eye contact, close breathing, and......

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I was wearing a giant 'stache, was drunk, and sang the hell out of a Fiona Apple song at West Linn Pub.

When stuck in gridlock I sing, sing, sing, sing,sing....

My guiltiest pleasure is after much thought....bowling. I don't live for it, but I love it!

My picture(s) reveal that I am I can grow a fucking Bad-ass Mustache!

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would show my boss what my pasty white ass looks like.

My beverage of choice is high quality rum served on the rocks

If I could have any super power, mine would to make people shit themselves. What better way to fight crime

Michael Jackson is a former musical genius.

When I feel like shit, sing, sing, sing, sing....