What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? ..,the fact that I routinely sing "Part of Your World" from 'the Little Mermaid soundtrack' and "All I Wanna Do (is make love to you)" by Heart at Karaoke ...

What kind of person are you attracted to? Lovely & Petite women...often times of the african american, native american, asian or latina descents...

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? as far as I need...

What is something you're looking forward to? finding "HER"...my Princess

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? ...."HER".......my Princess......

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are ladies who claim to be in love with you... and ...finding out they are/were only in it for the good sex

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Barry Yourgrau and the body of Anais Nin

The first section I turn to in the Mercury is I Anonnymous

The quickest way to my heart is a fistful of stolen roses. The quickest way to my bed is a soft kiss on an eyelid. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked however a lady wants me to make 'em for her...

The Thing I hate about Portland is? All the damn Vampires... The thing I love about Portland is? the rainy days & the boogie nights.

The last concert/show I attended was... ...a couple weeks ago...

My favorite junk food is... Snickers

When stuck in gridlock I ...,sing....?

My guiltiest pleasure is ...masturbation...

My picture(s) reveal that I am ..alone...

I want to make a t-shirt that says ...be nice to me, My Mom is...

One sport I will never get is ...that one where they sweep the ice while that big disc thing is sliding down the lane...HOW IS THAT an OLYMPIC SPORT?!

Great sex calls for lots of ...time.....

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I ...don't remember any specifics, I simply know it was NOT very long ago...

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road, I would ..buy my mom a house & pay off both of my sisters' mortgages...& maybe pay my bills off...then go out to a nice dinner?

My beverage of choice is Pineapple Juice served chilled sans ice

Michael Jackson was a brother of Tito

When I die, I believe I will go up in flames

When I feel like shit, I say..,what else is new?

I wouldn't be who I am if I did not hold steady with the morals, ethics, & beliefs my mom brought me up by...

MAX or Radio Cab

Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental

Cowboy or Indian

Cyndi Lauper or Britney

Saucebox or Sandy Hut

Casket or Cremation

Tent or Tudor

Talk or Action

Hedwig or Darcelle

IKEA or antiques

Johnny Depp or Johnny Carson

OPB or Any other TV

DIY or Buy

Water Fountain or Soda Fountain

Cat or Dog

Pen or Pencil

Bath or Shower

Light on or Light off

Night Owl or Early Bird

Sunshine or Downpour

Digital or Film

Paper or Plastic