I'm a self-employed creative type, also in school part time. I have a sensual, sweet personality with a somewhat bawdy sense of humor and entertaining back story. I love animals... learn more about me »

I like to be intrigued, hope to be captivated, but don't need to be entertained. I like animals (adore is more like it) interesting people, good conversation, music, dancing, fire,... learn more about me »

I get nervous and talk a whole lot. Luckily, I am incredibly witty and hilarious. Or so I am told by me. I am literate and well informed but I... learn more about me »

*UPDATE* My best friend just wrote me from Japan letting me know that my profile doesn't do justice to how "bizarre" I am. I'm sure she meant it in the... learn more about me »

I'm Amy Phung. I like euphemisms/innuendos. I make most situations awkward or at least I end up in awkward situations. I'm extremely sarcastic. I hate wearing pants, shorts, skirts, leggings,... learn more about me »

I like funny people, unplanned adventures, good stories, and volunteering. You can find me at events such as PDX Pop Now!, trivia nights, and beer festivals. I also enjoy wandering... learn more about me »

Let's see, a couple of my favorite things these days are my running shoes, my Kitchen Aid mixer, my dictionaries. I'd like to meet someone who is equally curious and... learn more about me »

I like my turntables, literature, hot sauce, and astrophysics. I just finished my Masters and I'm working hard. I have horrible luck in love! but know I deserve the best.... learn more about me »

I laugh at jokes that fall flat. Laugh at people's misfortune, and at my own. Pretty much laugh at any awkward situation. Scared shitless of long silence. Constantly talking, even... learn more about me »

the truth is i'm a pretty seemingly regular person that is sometimes convinced i live in my own little world.

yes: mitch hedberg. thrift stores. nighttime bike rides. cracked[dot]com.... learn more about me »